Blame it on London

team douche moccasin lives!
kind of
just in another country
one that is politically represented by a lion and unicorn
maybe a little epic
maybe a little gay
w/e

lion + unicorn

stolen from john pratt's website

anyway jacquita and michizzle are keeping it real in the uk
our night at the westbury was pretty chill
kissy sell out was spinning
we was a-dancin
it was fairly typical

the group + a few others

stolen from dance on glass' fb group shit

this one kid almost got into a fight with a gay dude
too much touching or something
i think my fave part of the nite tho was riding the bus
yay for double deckers

been taking advantage of the big city
got muh hair re-did
by this cool dude at The Hairdressers

taken by michizzle

buying shit // lots of food and stuff
been getting lots of free cds from the mag
got into a hadouken show for free
prolly cuz of my exotic accent
i'm brazilian by the wayy

hadouken

stolen from elsewhere

going to underage fest this wkend
i'll try not to scare the 14 yr olds too much

also too much good art at brick lane
streetness

taken by michizzle

anyway so london is pretty cool
but i miss UHMERICA

team douche moccasin in GB, innit?

deadbeat summer

so we've been doing shit
it just hasn't been ultra exciting

here's the past couple of weeks
in txt msgs ::

lazzy and i will come gather you from your house
--marar [May 24, 2009]
us douche moccasin kids hang out as much as possible
in houses and in parks and sometimes the beach
just whereever

Making an apple pipe in austin
--heart [May 26, 2009]
other kids are still in the atx
lucky bastards

my art installation at the disco house

taken by michizzle

part two

taken by michizzle

Oh groovy. i'm pretty bored hatgatshelc
--ambrosia [May 26, 2009]
she was kinda high when she wrote this
so i'm not really sure what it means...
we gallivanted around town
slave graveyard & ditch
maclean park
um the works

I am officially unemployed. Huzzah!
--jacquita [May 27, 2009]
some of us were excited to not have jobs
i kinda wish i had something to keep me busy
prolly the waiting and worrying does though...

Are you busy tonight? There's a traveling burlesque show i am curious to see...
--hk [May 27, 2009]
hk lives in conroe kinda
so i dropped my mom off at the airport
and hung out with her in h-town
we never made it to the burlesque show exactly
but we did have a drink at Onion Creek
with her new lesbian roommates
they were pretty cool

Partyyyy???
--marar [May 27, 2009]
we didn't have one

come to dave's!! i think em vee might be coming later and i need emo support :/
--lazzy [May 28, 2009]
dave lives around the corner from me
so i went over there so she could smoke with company
we walked around the neighborhood
and then went back for ill sung karaoke

Your hairs
--hk [May 29, 2009]
i enlisted hk to fuck up my hair
she did a pretty good job
i now have a shaved panel on the left side
with my trademark zigzags
we bleached it and then used
"toxic turquoise" hair coloring
which suxx major ass
E calls me a trashy hipster
says the girl while she was wearing
a fluorescent rainforest patterned onesie
gawd i love my friends

my hairs

taken by michizzle

Yay! I'll def see you then.
--caro [May 29, 2009]
i think there was some sort of party
at bog's house, yeah there was
it was alright
slight dancing & drinking
some guys just don't take a hint...
botchick drove me home, yayy

And josh is a musician!
--hk [May 30, 2009]
hk was telling me about this guy
she would set me up with if we were in the same place
and i'll be fucked cuz he sounds amazing
he even goddamned lived in eugene, or
not fair

my future common law husband

creepily stolen from his fb profile

omg fire on the beach with margaritas on tues??
--lazzy [May 31, 2009]
nope it was more like fire on the beach
during the day with hotdogs and marshmallows
and jellyfish in the water
and shady white vans driving by every two seconds
and lots of lighter fluid
and dead cars
with lazzy/marar/michizzle/bca

BMS rainbow tomorry? Evidently there's like 6 people going...?
--hk [Jun 1, 2009]
yes i would love to have gone to a concert in the atx
however car was dead
dad was in town
and the monies...

black moth super rainbow

stolen from My Old Kentucky Blog

Itd be easier if you were in bed with me
--he who will not be named [Jun 2, 2009] time :: 4:01 am
to protect identities sometimes anonymity is the answer
however i told everyone anyway
it's like my favorite suggestive txt ever

I look so punk rock today
--lazzy [Jun 2, 2009] time :: 9:30 am
beach day

Fuck no. I really want it buts it's going to be real pricy!
--j-dan [Jun 2, 2009]
not getting a pelican tattoo

cool there should be some cool shows fri and sat
--hepburn [Jun 3, 2009]
note :: no cool shows were on fri ONLY SAT!!!
also a bunch of parties i was invited to were sat. as well...
but unfortunately i visited atx fri...

Chillin' at casa mia with jacquita
--heart [Jun 3, 2009]
chatted with the gals at heart's house
we had a swell time
and then booty txt

You here?
--he who will not be named [Jun 4, 2009] time :: 01:29:20 am
making the boy wait, hah

Santigold concert on the 17th??
--marar [Jun 4, 2009]
yess yess yess
cannot wait
i saw her back in the day when she was still santogold at sxsw
but srsly? trouble andrew!!!
and i think amanda blank will be pretty good
considering the shit her and spank rock have done together

santigold and trouble andrew

ghetto backstage shot stolen from oglobo.globo.com

Shaddddy grooooove!
--elle [Jun 5, 2009]
so hepburn & i went to shady groves for dinner
and the wait was immense
so we went inside where i got this rather excited
txt from elle
her and d-bag were having a date, aww, there
anyway we got an outside table
punk waiter delivered food at 9pm
i had green chile cheeseburger [[pretty good]]
hepburn had some hippy half platter something...

I'm guessing you already left austin :(
--caro [Jun 5, 2009]
nope not yet
but that didn't stop them from going miniature golfing w/o me
and then k-way went to a party w/o me
all my bitches didn't give a fuck that nite
but caro & i had brekkie at texas french bread the next day

Hey, we will be there in a few min
--jacquita [Jun 6, 2009]
and jacquita actually made it back from the bf's on time
i was so proud

hell yessss. oo we should make margs me you an marar an bca
--lazzy [Jun 6, 2009]
and we did sans marar three days later

when's jackie leavin
--russian a [Jun 9, 2009] time :: 1:44:36 am
the bastard woke me up
but he just wanted to know when to have a beach party
which is today! 6/13, yay!

beach party w/ frankie & annette

stolen from the fb event page

oo and lets watch lifetime flicks plz :P
--lazzy [Jun 9, 2009]
that was marg nite
in which we watched "beneath"
which terrified me much more than i thought it would

well there you have it
team douche moccasin doing its best
to not kill itself
here in suburban death central

friday & saturday :: reduced to this

fri ::

with the promise of a movie
michizzle went to lazzy's house
there were some kids from the past there

and smores happened
inside pretzels with lime happened
kids left

money pretzels

stolen from oskay's flickr

me & lazzy went to her room
where she inundated me with her old clothes
"i dress like your ex-girlfriend and i'm wearing your suspenders"


sat ::

with the promise of a movie
michizzle did not go to lazzy's house
but rather hung out w/an old friend

benhamin and i drove around
we went to walmart of course
fucked around with their shit for awhile
i had punch & suspenders

stolen from willpen.wordpress.com

we went to the beach
which was interesting
considering all these families were there for memorial day shit
[[mainly white trash & messicans, you know?]]

memories of the hurricane remained
weird cut off pipes and cement foundations were seen
abandoned beach front properties as well
we seemingly walked forever
but we got back just fine

surfside :: damage to area around bingo's surf shop after ike

stolen from mattress mack's blog

lots of popos out
shining flashlights and such
i went to the bathroom at buccees
which is the only thing they'll get from me
lots and lots of urine

and we were back home so fucking early
but w/e

team douche moccasin trying to remember
what a real wkend felt like
...yet having a deadbeat summer in lj

the shyest pond

so sad
lazzy and michizzle stuck in the hometown
try to make the most of a thurs nite

i picked her up at her suburban home
and we went to the local duck pond
with lots of stale popcorn with which to feed them
damn they were scary
especially the geese...

clearly another disenfranchised youth at shy pond

taken by kayleigh schickler

taty's old fruit punch i spiked
w/remnants of bottles of everclear and strawberry vodka
tasty methinks
we had summathat

my mom, i love my mom, she was too embarassed
to throw away a copy of playgirl from 1980
so we looked at that
it was pretty boring for the most part until we finally found the penis
the money shot was ivy league dicks from the eighties
very cool

oldass playgirl

taken by michizzle

i also had really old sparklers and we used those
lots of smoke and lights
tres amusant
there were ghost children playing on the swings, too
kinda creepy, but w/e

then we traversed to maclean park to use swings w/o ghosts
twas fun & wet
everything was wet there, but we had funnn
and then decided to explore rasco's playground
which was more of a weird obstacle course
but crazy enjoyable with the strange glidy things
and fake trojan horse climby thing
i had ridiculous fun for what it was
most likely suffering from atx withdrawwwwls

"exemplary"
stolen from trulia.com

team douche moccasin doing our best to not go craycray
and kill everyone in our suburban nightmare

goodbye you lovers...

party lites!

taken by jw

...of a good time, that is
last sat nite in atx, yall
i think i might cry myself to sleep

anyway today russian a and dj rusky
and some other kids & michizzle
helped out taty with her actlab
final presentation

taty!!!

taken by jw

which surprise surprise
was a dance party!!!
she was soooo stressed out
we all were called to come at like 6pm
so we did...i had a bit o'bailey's in a thermos
i was the only one who was prepared
unfortunately she was delayed by other presentations
so i decided to bring the group to my place
where we imbibed a few
some beers / amaretto / baileys /other shit

retarded drunk faces

taken by jw

and we grabbed the random street light thing
that was left at the disco house one time
more baileys
goddamn i was drizzunk by the time we got back
...at like 8pm
fuckkkk

dancin

taken by jw

it was silly fun though
she had jw taking fotos & us kids were dancin
there were pretty lites and fruit punch / cookies
her class came in and dj rusky was spinning
it was hi-larious

dj rusky doing his thing...

taken by jw

and then some bastard got the bright idea to have limbo
i was suckered into it
furreal i totally thought i was going to clear it
and then epically fell and tore up my left knee
on the goddamn carpet... shyyyit yall

nastyyy

taken by michizzle

after a bit it ended and we packed up
it was like 9pm and i was feeling .... something
we took russian a's car
detour to his apt
and then to this one italian deli place at the triangle

i almost never bring money anywhere
so russian a bought me some $4 garlic fries
while he got like $12 pasta...i'm such a proletariat

mandola's fluorescent sign

stolen from photograndma's flickr

anway ty & rickster joined us as well
and we sat outside and it was pleasant
i still had to go home and put together a playlist
so we left in a timely fashion
also this one kid seemed very concerned about getting to a party

anyway so i get home toting a cooler of fruit punch
a shitton of chips and a bag of beers and baileys
haha whatta haul
anyway so i make a fairly nonshitty playlist
and decide to go to bs's kegger at his house
the one that hepburn and i got extremely lost to once

so i get there and i briefly see dru
bs gets me some drank
and i make ultimate mistake of the night
nvr sit down in a comfy couch
when you're tired and not in the mood to meet people
i ended up watching like the entire steve-o rehab special
lahaaame

hohan&steve-o

stolen from thesunblog.com

xtina & coyote showed up in the midst of it
we later retired to the front porch
they gossiped / i listened
msed had already left atx / poor xtina
we went back in and discussed celebrities
by that time it was 1:30ish am
and i knew i had to fucking leave

sad day, man. that was like the last time i saw bs
can't even make it to his grad party
damn you LJ damn you!

rite so i parked back at the disco house
and walked to relieve bobby of kvrx duties
sad day! that was the (almost) last time i saw him
def the last time we'll have shows back2back
his giant head poster was gone, too
so sad

bobby's all-knowing head

taken by michizzle

anyway so i played my decent show
got on the ol' fb chat
to ease the boredom
lazzy started talking to me
so i made her listen to ze show
dedicated this sweetass daytrotter sessions
version of a young coyotes song called 'buried' to her
which some kid visiting the booth described as 'rad'

young coyotes

stolen from marqueemag.com

and then mr. vine was online, too and made him listen
of course this was during a crookers rmx
making him call it "bad club music"
but he perked up during the next track by her space holiday

hSh

stolen from transmission entertainment newsletter dealie

and my show ended....stav was already there 2 take over
kidj wasn't there / last show b4 those kids
and then i went home to sleep?
sadly no

back at home my fucking roommates were partying
ohhh suckkk it's 3:30am, whyyy???
but it was a few kids i knew and some i didn't
so i was like w/e not like i'm sleeping anytime soon anyway
they were all drizzunk

i debated upon whether shiner black or blonde was better
my verdict = neither
ate more chips w/fire sauce
chels was freaking out about trannyjo
being stranded at our friends' apt
so i sucked it up and did a recover mission at 51st st.
and dumped his sorryass at the quarters' garage
also picked up miss ina in high heels and wet clothes
ahaha nice...

miss ina >> pic from party she had been at

stolen from miss ina's fb profile

and finally finally i went home and to bed
the roommates kept partying

team douche moccasin's last sat. nite in atx for a while
doing favors for frens all over town

the great escape...almost

still can't believe that classes are overr
i'm leaving atx on monday btw

anyway so last nite
lazzy wanted to get the kids together one last time
hepburn was off doing something else
marar was studying...as usual

michizzle met up with e.b. and lazzy
in front of the castle
i laughed cuz some hobo called me punk
they showed me the dance posters of the
lady w/hardass abs "i'm forty!"

stolen from the youtubzzz

i brought prezzies in a shitty plastic grocery bag
that would be a bit o'bailey's and beer
i had my personal vodka concoction of course

and we went up to mr. vine & johnboy's room
disney was there, too
after a musical interlude
[banjolin/keyboard/guitar]
we took a trip to the garage
where they got squidgey

banjolin type dealie

stolen from guitardr.com

apparently some high skool kids were on campus
for their dorky drama shit
i believe it was one act play UIL junk
anyway so there were hordes of them
along with ample champerones going down the drag
prolly going to hotel/dorm thing?
but almost all ended up at big bite...

once the conversation turned toward rape
[[DIK ATTAK]]
we left the garage

Handbanana: [menacing voice] Tonight... YOU.

stolen from geekcrafts.com

back up in the room more kids arrived
it was kind of an extreme sausage fest
when cam, j?, and some other kid got there
tay eventually showed, too

lonestar was invited to the party
and by that time i had already drank more than anyone else
bummmmer
mr. vine was giving away the various wallhangings in the room
and i really want my tori amos famous penis poster dammit

tori amos sans penises

stolen from orbit sirius' music site or something...

anyway so there was another trip to the garage this time
sans e.b. & mr. vine & disney
i was a drama queen about going to the bathroom
so lazzy and michizzle went back to the room
oh sweet relief
lazzy left and it was just me & the boiss

eventually cam decided to leave
and he lives close to the disco house so i went w/his grp too
drunkie walking...

team douche moccasin making the most
of a last lazy pre-summer nite
in the good 'ol atxxx

nautical nonsense

so last saturday was my mom's bday
and last sunday was mother's day
and today is my dad's bday
like what the fuck

clearly i would have to hang out with my parents
which is fine with me cuz they are super great
so they came up to visit me
and we caroused art museums to appease my mother

i wrote a "B" paper on this painting

stolen from sunipix.com

and went to an expensive [relatively] italian restaraunt
called Taverna which i believe means fancy table?
w/e i got the fiocchi al gorgonzola e pere
con qualcosa che non ricordo

outside of taverna

stolen from austincityguide.com

and it was a rather lovely time if i do say so myself
but then dad stole my refrigerator
goddamn

oh well i guess he bought it anyway
so then hepburn and i were going to go
to this design in conversation thing
http://www.utdesigners.com/
at the crl to see shit done by gamma
and one of my cactus peeps mipe

we were totally l8
and got there 30min before it ended
but gave support so that was good
we got these free button things that were cool
i kept calling it art, but nooo it's "design"
w/e

stolen from crl site

mipe's thing was about weight loss
and part was a chair that you sat in to weigh yourself
as far as i know it was 5lbs off or i gained 5lbs or something
but who's counting right?

mipe's scale chair

taken by felipe sarmiento

gamma had his participatory art thing displayed
which was exciting cuz every two seconds
i'd be like "oh i know that kid!"

bobby participatoried in art

taken by robert lee moreno

bgamm was there
i tried to convince him to go to the kvrx prom
but he was not having it...

hk called cuz she was in town for once
and apparently couldn't find my house
not that it's the easiest house to find
but she has been here before...multiple times

and so it was time for hepburn & michizzle to leave
we saw elle & pimpothy and some other kids outside
back to the disco house in the tiny honda

i dropped off hepburn so she could get food
but hk wasn't at my house...
her and mikhail had gone to get nasty taco bell
and then they came over
and then hepburn came back over

we had a little stoli
and then it was off to the anna hiss gym
yeah! prommm
small turnout, but still funnn

my retarded 4am illustrations / gamma's killer typeface choices

taken by michizzle

they had a girl and guy dj whom i can't remember names
:: update :: they're called rhythm sektion
gym shit was everywhere
trampoline / gymnast mats and padded block things
those rolly plastic things?
i used to speak english, i promise

"aztecan tower of jumping"

taken by lazzy

dru was there
and had his hair all slicked back and everything
quite the looker, there
i remember grabbing him by the tie or something
it was the vodka acting out, i swear

snazzy dru

taken by lazzy

lazzy took our photos all professional like
just as always
anyway we danced crazy
hk was very paranoid very very paranoid
i think you know why

yayy our lil grp

taken by lazzy

krushin won spoon tix by the way
so if you're into that
you should hit him up

so we left the prom sans lazzy & hepburn
they were helping to clean up
AND THEN WE GOT BALLOONS
they were handing out the decorations
so excited SO EXCITED

the djs w/our BALLOONS

taken by lazzy

and so we made the trek to the 21st coop
goddamn i love that place
but in a once a week kind of way
i could not live there
nofuckingwayman
i am a quadrilateral

our balloons made us less than conspicuous
on our way in i saw k-way and talked for a sec
and then we went up to the "great room"
all the kids were dancing
it was killer

i saw twenty million people i knew
weird, rite?
nate & olive were there
mr. vine & johnboy & cam & al were there
plaisir was there / who else? i can't remember
and then the music died
no more dj

21st coop cinco de mayo

stolen from jose ole's flickr

finally some random band started playing
after like a 10min interlude
basically of them asking if we were ready to rock
yeahh i think we're ready, man

once they started it wasn't that bad
they kinda rocked
and the coop kids went nutz
that was a given i mean they'll flip over anything
they jus wanna partay, gf

so they moshed in the center
and some DB popped my balloons
but i had gotten to give some away so i was ok with that

we left so i could do two radio shows
covering bobby's from last wkend [[thnx ambrosia]]
and doing my reg one
it was so so fun
hk and i finally got to relive a rectal anarchy moment

rector :: rev. adams

taken by michizzle

i actually played merzbow/gore beyond necropsy's
longest song to date on that fucking album
"punks not dead kennedys rectal anarchy (live)"
i slightly did listeners a favor by breaking it up
but that shit is intense as hell
furrreal

rectal anarchy by merzbow/gore beyond necropsy

stolen from cosmic hearse

after a few minutes into that song
(i mean this is a 10min+ song)
hk and mikhail left
oh yeah it had been mikhail's bday
happy day fren!

and later they called in
and mikhail won tix
to the fake problems w/broken gold show at emo's
i wonder if they went

fake problems look so radd

stolen from goodfriendsrecords.com

and then i did my show regularly
i hope bobby wasn't listening
he will prolly kill me next wkend if he was

i was ultimately tired
by the time it was 3am
and kidj actually asked me
why i wasn't "in party mode"
this is what i get
for showing up drizzunk to the station every week

so i went back home
& half my roommates are in the living room
with "the boys" watching this documentary
called "young at heart"
about this old people choir that performs pop songs
it was kinda cool / sweet / depressing

young at heart

stolen from channel4.com

like it was nice to see them still singing
but then they'd be like joe bob had a heart attack
now we're giving his solo to johnny mac
oh wait joe bob just died...suxxor

and on that high note i went to beddiebyes

team douche moccasin making appearances all over campus
seeing old friends and freaking out the locals