douche moccasins

Blame it on London

2009-07-30T15:41:00.000-07:00

team douche moccasin lives!
kind of
just in another country
one that is politically represented by a lion and unicorn
maybe a little epic
maybe a little gay
w/e

lion + unicorn

stolen from john pratt's website

anyway jacquita and michizzle are keeping it real in the uk
our night at the westbury was pretty chill
kissy sell out was spinning
we was a-dancin
it was fairly typical

the group + a few others

stolen from dance on glass' fb group shit

this one kid almost got into a fight with a gay dude
too much touching or something
i think my fave part of the nite tho was riding the bus
yay for double deckers

been taking advantage of the big city
got muh hair re-did
by this cool dude at The Hairdressers

taken by michizzle

buying shit // lots of food and stuff
been getting lots of free cds from the mag
got into a hadouken show for free
prolly cuz of my exotic accent
i'm brazilian by the wayy

hadouken

stolen from elsewhere

going to underage fest this wkend
i'll try not to scare the 14 yr olds too much

also too much good art at brick lane
streetness

taken by michizzle

anyway so london is pretty cool
but i miss UHMERICA

team douche moccasin in GB, innit?

deadbeat summer

2009-06-13T10:23:00.001-07:00

so we've been doing shit
it just hasn't been ultra exciting

here's the past couple of weeks
in txt msgs ::

lazzy and i will come gather you from your house
--marar [May 24, 2009]
us douche moccasin kids hang out as much as possible
in houses and in parks and sometimes the beach
just whereever

Making an apple pipe in austin
--heart [May 26, 2009]
other kids are still in the atx
lucky bastards

my art installation at the disco house

taken by michizzle

part two

taken by michizzle

Oh groovy. i'm pretty bored hatgatshelc
--ambrosia [May 26, 2009]
she was kinda high when she wrote this
so i'm not really sure what it means...
we gallivanted around town
slave graveyard & ditch
maclean park
um the works

I am officially unemployed. Huzzah!
--jacquita [May 27, 2009]
some of us were excited to not have jobs
i kinda wish i had something to keep me busy
prolly the waiting and worrying does though...

Are you busy tonight? There's a traveling burlesque show i am curious to see...
--hk [May 27, 2009]
hk lives in conroe kinda
so i dropped my mom off at the airport
and hung out with her in h-town
we never made it to the burlesque show exactly
but we did have a drink at Onion Creek
with her new lesbian roommates
they were pretty cool

Partyyyy???
--marar [May 27, 2009]
we didn't have one

come to dave's!! i think em vee might be coming later and i need emo support :/
--lazzy [May 28, 2009]
dave lives around the corner from me
so i went over there so she could smoke with company
we walked around the neighborhood
and then went back for ill sung karaoke

Your hairs
--hk [May 29, 2009]
i enlisted hk to fuck up my hair
she did a pretty good job
i now have a shaved panel on the left side
with my trademark zigzags
we bleached it and then used
"toxic turquoise" hair coloring
which suxx major ass
E calls me a trashy hipster
says the girl while she was wearing
a fluorescent rainforest patterned onesie
gawd i love my friends

my hairs

taken by michizzle

Yay! I'll def see you then.
--caro [May 29, 2009]
i think there was some sort of party
at bog's house, yeah there was
it was alright
slight dancing & drinking
some guys just don't take a hint...
botchick drove me home, yayy

And josh is a musician!
--hk [May 30, 2009]
hk was telling me about this guy
she would set me up with if we were in the same place
and i'll be fucked cuz he sounds amazing
he even goddamned lived in eugene, or
not fair

my future common law husband

creepily stolen from his fb profile

omg fire on the beach with margaritas on tues??
--lazzy [May 31, 2009]
nope it was more like fire on the beach
during the day with hotdogs and marshmallows
and jellyfish in the water
and shady white vans driving by every two seconds
and lots of lighter fluid
and dead cars
with lazzy/marar/michizzle/bca

BMS rainbow tomorry? Evidently there's like 6 people going...?
--hk [Jun 1, 2009]
yes i would love to have gone to a concert in the atx
however car was dead
dad was in town
and the monies...

black moth super rainbow

stolen from My Old Kentucky Blog

Itd be easier if you were in bed with me
--he who will not be named [Jun 2, 2009] time :: 4:01 am
to protect identities sometimes anonymity is the answer
however i told everyone anyway
it's like my favorite suggestive txt ever

I look so punk rock today
--lazzy [Jun 2, 2009] time :: 9:30 am
beach day

Fuck no. I really want it buts it's going to be real pricy!
--j-dan [Jun 2, 2009]
not getting a pelican tattoo

cool there should be some cool shows fri and sat
--hepburn [Jun 3, 2009]
note :: no cool shows were on fri ONLY SAT!!!
also a bunch of parties i was invited to were sat. as well...
but unfortunately i visited atx fri...

Chillin' at casa mia with jacquita
--heart [Jun 3, 2009]
chatted with the gals at heart's house
we had a swell time
and then booty txt

You here?
--he who will not be named [Jun 4, 2009] time :: 01:29:20 am
making the boy wait, hah

Santigold concert on the 17th??
--marar [Jun 4, 2009]
yess yess yess
cannot wait
i saw her back in the day when she was still santogold at sxsw
but srsly? trouble andrew!!!
and i think amanda blank will be pretty good
considering the shit her and spank rock have done together

santigold and trouble andrew

ghetto backstage shot stolen from oglobo.globo.com

Shaddddy grooooove!
--elle [Jun 5, 2009]
so hepburn & i went to shady groves for dinner
and the wait was immense
so we went inside where i got this rather excited
txt from elle
her and d-bag were having a date, aww, there
anyway we got an outside table
punk waiter delivered food at 9pm
i had green chile cheeseburger [[pretty good]]
hepburn had some hippy half platter something...

I'm guessing you already left austin :(
--caro [Jun 5, 2009]
nope not yet
but that didn't stop them from going miniature golfing w/o me
and then k-way went to a party w/o me
all my bitches didn't give a fuck that nite
but caro & i had brekkie at texas french bread the next day

Hey, we will be there in a few min
--jacquita [Jun 6, 2009]
and jacquita actually made it back from the bf's on time
i was so proud

hell yessss. oo we should make margs me you an marar an bca
--lazzy [Jun 6, 2009]
and we did sans marar three days later

when's jackie leavin
--russian a [Jun 9, 2009] time :: 1:44:36 am
the bastard woke me up
but he just wanted to know when to have a beach party
which is today! 6/13, yay!

beach party w/ frankie & annette

stolen from the fb event page

oo and lets watch lifetime flicks plz :P
--lazzy [Jun 9, 2009]
that was marg nite
in which we watched "beneath"
which terrified me much more than i thought it would

well there you have it
team douche moccasin doing its best
to not kill itself
here in suburban death central

friday & saturday :: reduced to this

2009-05-24T09:58:00.000-07:00

fri ::

with the promise of a movie
michizzle went to lazzy's house
there were some kids from the past there

and smores happened
inside pretzels with lime happened
kids left

money pretzels

stolen from oskay's flickr

me & lazzy went to her room
where she inundated me with her old clothes
"i dress like your ex-girlfriend and i'm wearing your suspenders"

sat ::

with the promise of a movie
michizzle did not go to lazzy's house
but rather hung out w/an old friend

benhamin and i drove around
we went to walmart of course
fucked around with their shit for awhile
i had punch & suspenders

stolen from willpen.wordpress.com

we went to the beach
which was interesting
considering all these families were there for memorial day shit
[[mainly white trash & messicans, you know?]]

memories of the hurricane remained
weird cut off pipes and cement foundations were seen
abandoned beach front properties as well
we seemingly walked forever
but we got back just fine

surfside :: damage to area around bingo's surf shop after ike

stolen from mattress mack's blog

lots of popos out
shining flashlights and such
i went to the bathroom at buccees
which is the only thing they'll get from me
lots and lots of urine

and we were back home so fucking early
but w/e

team douche moccasin trying to remember
what a real wkend felt like
...yet having a deadbeat summer in lj

the shyest pond

2009-05-22T10:06:00.000-07:00

so sad
lazzy and michizzle stuck in the hometown
try to make the most of a thurs nite

i picked her up at her suburban home
and we went to the local duck pond
with lots of stale popcorn with which to feed them
damn they were scary
especially the geese...

clearly another disenfranchised youth at shy pond

taken by kayleigh schickler

taty's old fruit punch i spiked
w/remnants of bottles of everclear and strawberry vodka
tasty methinks
we had summathat

my mom, i love my mom, she was too embarassed
to throw away a copy of playgirl from 1980
so we looked at that
it was pretty boring for the most part until we finally found the penis
the money shot was ivy league dicks from the eighties
very cool

oldass playgirl

taken by michizzle

i also had really old sparklers and we used those
lots of smoke and lights
tres amusant
there were ghost children playing on the swings, too
kinda creepy, but w/e

then we traversed to maclean park to use swings w/o ghosts
twas fun & wet
everything was wet there, but we had funnn
and then decided to explore rasco's playground
which was more of a weird obstacle course
but crazy enjoyable with the strange glidy things
and fake trojan horse climby thing
i had ridiculous fun for what it was
most likely suffering from atx withdrawwwwls

"exemplary"
stolen from trulia.com

team douche moccasin doing our best to not go craycray
and kill everyone in our suburban nightmare

goodbye you lovers...

2009-05-17T22:39:00.000-07:00

party lites!

taken by jw

...of a good time, that is
last sat nite in atx, yall
i think i might cry myself to sleep

anyway today russian a and dj rusky
and some other kids & michizzle
helped out taty with her actlab
final presentation

taty!!!

taken by jw

which surprise surprise
was a dance party!!!
she was soooo stressed out
we all were called to come at like 6pm
so we did...i had a bit o'bailey's in a thermos
i was the only one who was prepared
unfortunately she was delayed by other presentations
so i decided to bring the group to my place
where we imbibed a few
some beers / amaretto / baileys /other shit

retarded drunk faces

taken by jw

and we grabbed the random street light thing
that was left at the disco house one time
more baileys
goddamn i was drizzunk by the time we got back
...at like 8pm
fuckkkk

dancin

taken by jw

it was silly fun though
she had jw taking fotos & us kids were dancin
there were pretty lites and fruit punch / cookies
her class came in and dj rusky was spinning
it was hi-larious

dj rusky doing his thing...

taken by jw

and then some bastard got the bright idea to have limbo
i was suckered into it
furreal i totally thought i was going to clear it
and then epically fell and tore up my left knee
on the goddamn carpet... shyyyit yall

nastyyy

taken by michizzle

after a bit it ended and we packed up
it was like 9pm and i was feeling .... something
we took russian a's car
detour to his apt
and then to this one italian deli place at the triangle

i almost never bring money anywhere
so russian a bought me some $4 garlic fries
while he got like $12 pasta...i'm such a proletariat

mandola's fluorescent sign

stolen from photograndma's flickr

anway ty & rickster joined us as well
and we sat outside and it was pleasant
i still had to go home and put together a playlist
so we left in a timely fashion
also this one kid seemed very concerned about getting to a party

anyway so i get home toting a cooler of fruit punch
a shitton of chips and a bag of beers and baileys
haha whatta haul
anyway so i make a fairly nonshitty playlist
and decide to go to bs's kegger at his house
the one that hepburn and i got extremely lost to once

so i get there and i briefly see dru
bs gets me some drank
and i make ultimate mistake of the night
nvr sit down in a comfy couch
when you're tired and not in the mood to meet people
i ended up watching like the entire steve-o rehab special
lahaaame

hohan&steve-o

stolen from thesunblog.com

xtina & coyote showed up in the midst of it
we later retired to the front porch
they gossiped / i listened
msed had already left atx / poor xtina
we went back in and discussed celebrities
by that time it was 1:30ish am
and i knew i had to fucking leave

sad day, man. that was like the last time i saw bs
can't even make it to his grad party
damn you LJ damn you!

rite so i parked back at the disco house
and walked to relieve bobby of kvrx duties
sad day! that was the (almost) last time i saw him
def the last time we'll have shows back2back
his giant head poster was gone, too
so sad

bobby's all-knowing head

taken by michizzle

anyway so i played my decent show
got on the ol' fb chat
to ease the boredom
lazzy started talking to me
so i made her listen to ze show
dedicated this sweetass daytrotter sessions
version of a young coyotes song called 'buried' to her
which some kid visiting the booth described as 'rad'

young coyotes

stolen from marqueemag.com

and then mr. vine was online, too and made him listen
of course this was during a crookers rmx
making him call it "bad club music"
but he perked up during the next track by her space holiday

hSh

stolen from transmission entertainment newsletter dealie

and my show ended....stav was already there 2 take over
kidj wasn't there / last show b4 those kids
and then i went home to sleep?
sadly no

back at home my fucking roommates were partying
ohhh suckkk it's 3:30am, whyyy???
but it was a few kids i knew and some i didn't
so i was like w/e not like i'm sleeping anytime soon anyway
they were all drizzunk

i debated upon whether shiner black or blonde was better
my verdict = neither
ate more chips w/fire sauce
chels was freaking out about trannyjo
being stranded at our friends' apt
so i sucked it up and did a recover mission at 51st st.
and dumped his sorryass at the quarters' garage
also picked up miss ina in high heels and wet clothes
ahaha nice...

miss ina >> pic from party she had been at

stolen from miss ina's fb profile

and finally finally i went home and to bed
the roommates kept partying

team douche moccasin's last sat. nite in atx for a while
doing favors for frens all over town

the great escape...almost

2009-05-16T10:45:00.000-07:00

still can't believe that classes are overr
i'm leaving atx on monday btw

anyway so last nite
lazzy wanted to get the kids together one last time
hepburn was off doing something else
marar was studying...as usual

michizzle met up with e.b. and lazzy
in front of the castle
i laughed cuz some hobo called me punk
they showed me the dance posters of the
lady w/hardass abs "i'm forty!"

stolen from the youtubzzz

i brought prezzies in a shitty plastic grocery bag
that would be a bit o'bailey's and beer
i had my personal vodka concoction of course

and we went up to mr. vine & johnboy's room
disney was there, too
after a musical interlude
[banjolin/keyboard/guitar]
we took a trip to the garage
where they got squidgey

banjolin type dealie

stolen from guitardr.com

apparently some high skool kids were on campus
for their dorky drama shit
i believe it was one act play UIL junk
anyway so there were hordes of them
along with ample champerones going down the drag
prolly going to hotel/dorm thing?
but almost all ended up at big bite...

once the conversation turned toward rape
[[DIK ATTAK]]
we left the garage

Handbanana: [menacing voice] Tonight... YOU.

stolen from geekcrafts.com

back up in the room more kids arrived
it was kind of an extreme sausage fest
when cam, j?, and some other kid got there
tay eventually showed, too

lonestar was invited to the party
and by that time i had already drank more than anyone else
bummmmer
mr. vine was giving away the various wallhangings in the room
and i really want my tori amos famous penis poster dammit

tori amos sans penises

stolen from orbit sirius' music site or something...

anyway so there was another trip to the garage this time
sans e.b. & mr. vine & disney
i was a drama queen about going to the bathroom
so lazzy and michizzle went back to the room
oh sweet relief
lazzy left and it was just me & the boiss

eventually cam decided to leave
and he lives close to the disco house so i went w/his grp too
drunkie walking...

team douche moccasin making the most
of a last lazy pre-summer nite
in the good 'ol atxxx

nautical nonsense

2009-05-11T12:26:00.000-07:00

so last saturday was my mom's bday
and last sunday was mother's day
and today is my dad's bday
like what the fuck

clearly i would have to hang out with my parents
which is fine with me cuz they are super great
so they came up to visit me
and we caroused art museums to appease my mother

i wrote a "B" paper on this painting

stolen from sunipix.com

and went to an expensive [relatively] italian restaraunt
called Taverna which i believe means fancy table?
w/e i got the fiocchi al gorgonzola e pere
con qualcosa che non ricordo

outside of taverna

stolen from austincityguide.com

and it was a rather lovely time if i do say so myself
but then dad stole my refrigerator
goddamn

oh well i guess he bought it anyway
so then hepburn and i were going to go
to this design in conversation thing
http://www.utdesigners.com/
at the crl to see shit done by gamma
and one of my cactus peeps mipe

we were totally l8
and got there 30min before it ended
but gave support so that was good
we got these free button things that were cool
i kept calling it art, but nooo it's "design"
w/e

stolen from crl site

mipe's thing was about weight loss
and part was a chair that you sat in to weigh yourself
as far as i know it was 5lbs off or i gained 5lbs or something
but who's counting right?

mipe's scale chair

taken by felipe sarmiento

gamma had his participatory art thing displayed
which was exciting cuz every two seconds
i'd be like "oh i know that kid!"

bobby participatoried in art

taken by robert lee moreno

bgamm was there
i tried to convince him to go to the kvrx prom
but he was not having it...

hk called cuz she was in town for once
and apparently couldn't find my house
not that it's the easiest house to find
but she has been here before...multiple times

and so it was time for hepburn & michizzle to leave
we saw elle & pimpothy and some other kids outside
back to the disco house in the tiny honda

i dropped off hepburn so she could get food
but hk wasn't at my house...
her and mikhail had gone to get nasty taco bell
and then they came over
and then hepburn came back over

we had a little stoli
and then it was off to the anna hiss gym
yeah! prommm
small turnout, but still funnn

my retarded 4am illustrations / gamma's killer typeface choices

taken by michizzle

they had a girl and guy dj whom i can't remember names
:: update :: they're called rhythm sektion
gym shit was everywhere
trampoline / gymnast mats and padded block things
those rolly plastic things?
i used to speak english, i promise

"aztecan tower of jumping"

taken by lazzy

dru was there
and had his hair all slicked back and everything
quite the looker, there
i remember grabbing him by the tie or something
it was the vodka acting out, i swear

snazzy dru

taken by lazzy

lazzy took our photos all professional like
just as always
anyway we danced crazy
hk was very paranoid very very paranoid
i think you know why

yayy our lil grp

taken by lazzy

krushin won spoon tix by the way
so if you're into that
you should hit him up

so we left the prom sans lazzy & hepburn
they were helping to clean up
AND THEN WE GOT BALLOONS
they were handing out the decorations
so excited SO EXCITED

the djs w/our BALLOONS

taken by lazzy

and so we made the trek to the 21st coop
goddamn i love that place
but in a once a week kind of way
i could not live there
nofuckingwayman
i am a quadrilateral

our balloons made us less than conspicuous
on our way in i saw k-way and talked for a sec
and then we went up to the "great room"
all the kids were dancing
it was killer

i saw twenty million people i knew
weird, rite?
nate & olive were there
mr. vine & johnboy & cam & al were there
plaisir was there / who else? i can't remember
and then the music died
no more dj

21st coop cinco de mayo

stolen from jose ole's flickr

finally some random band started playing
after like a 10min interlude
basically of them asking if we were ready to rock
yeahh i think we're ready, man

once they started it wasn't that bad
they kinda rocked
and the coop kids went nutz
that was a given i mean they'll flip over anything
they jus wanna partay, gf

so they moshed in the center
and some DB popped my balloons
but i had gotten to give some away so i was ok with that

we left so i could do two radio shows
covering bobby's from last wkend [[thnx ambrosia]]
and doing my reg one
it was so so fun
hk and i finally got to relive a rectal anarchy moment

rector :: rev. adams

taken by michizzle

i actually played merzbow/gore beyond necropsy's
longest song to date on that fucking album
"punks not dead kennedys rectal anarchy (live)"
i slightly did listeners a favor by breaking it up
but that shit is intense as hell
furrreal

rectal anarchy by merzbow/gore beyond necropsy

stolen from cosmic hearse

after a few minutes into that song
(i mean this is a 10min+ song)
hk and mikhail left
oh yeah it had been mikhail's bday
happy day fren!

and later they called in
and mikhail won tix
to the fake problems w/broken gold show at emo's
i wonder if they went

fake problems look so radd

stolen from goodfriendsrecords.com

and then i did my show regularly
i hope bobby wasn't listening
he will prolly kill me next wkend if he was

i was ultimately tired
by the time it was 3am
and kidj actually asked me
why i wasn't "in party mode"
this is what i get
for showing up drizzunk to the station every week

so i went back home
& half my roommates are in the living room
with "the boys" watching this documentary
called "young at heart"
about this old people choir that performs pop songs
it was kinda cool / sweet / depressing

young at heart

stolen from channel4.com

like it was nice to see them still singing
but then they'd be like joe bob had a heart attack
now we're giving his solo to johnny mac
oh wait joe bob just died...suxxor

and on that high note i went to beddiebyes

team douche moccasin making appearances all over campus
seeing old friends and freaking out the locals

banquets aren't my thing

2009-05-09T12:20:00.000-07:00

rite so this year i decided
to be a good little tsm student
and go to the end of year banquet dealie
you know cuz i'm in two of their orgs...

but anyway everyone knows that where the food is
that's where i am
and fucking $3 for a plate of salt lick
i say hell yes

salt lick banquet room

stolen from salt lick site

anyway so hepburn agreed to drive us
and michizzle, her, jace, &lazzy
were carpooling to driftwood, tx

and we were right on time...or so we thought
sadly our collective hungriness
and poor, nay deplorable, sense of direction
took us to pflugerville first

but after paying a few tolls and turning around
we got there just fine
and i had a beer and a plate of bbq waiting for me
thanks to elle

mmm fooodddd

taken by eleanor

i sat with the cactus kids
but more for the food less for the company
i mean i like some more than others at that table mos def
anyway it was kind of fun

kvrx crew was unbearably loud and raucous
sometimes i just can't stand being around them
as terrible as that is to say, but w/e
i'm not here to be miss popular that's fer damn sure

xtina :: kvrx shamequet

stolen from fb kvrxers page

i took pixx w/both grps
that made me laugh
diesel was there, too
so was nat who told us about a party at her place l8r
we were up to it

cactus group

taken by chris

after "the eating" lazzy/hepburn/jace/and i
wandered around the place
the grounds are pretty sweet
the creek is bullshit, but the rocks are cool

we spent way too much time there
but afterwards we all piled in the car again
and blasted lazzy's ipod on the way back

we went to the heb for drank & popsicles
coconut, naturally

dude even brrds love em

stolen from B. cereus's flickr

lazzy and i went to jester for a bit
and walking back to the disco house
we saw diesel and that one kid
they were walking to nat's place
so we diverted their route to past my house
and picked up hepburn and the drank
and randomly saw some j kids we knew
who were also going

after a short walk we were there
everyone was outside by the cemented over pool
ghhhetto but iluvit
and who did i see?
my old cactus buddy!
streck was there! i was so excited
we effing trash talked everyone we worked with
it was nice and cathartic

michizzle&streck

taken by lazzy

kids were standing around and dranking and partaking in hookah
when the po-po showed
oh nono popo!
after a brief chat w/nat they left
but poor streck is underage, so we evac'd 2 the apt
where we ate some BA queso which he immediately dripped
on the "new" shoes i bought that day, thnx man

hepburn&diesel

taken by lazzy

after a jello shot
hepburn, diesel and that one kid left 4 food foraging
lazzy and i stuck around and spotted some LJ kids
one was even wearing a c.h.i.c.k.e.n. shirt
priceless

we talked for a while
and then branched off
and thought there was gonna be more dancing
but no, and then talked to some hip hip old kids
about boring camera things ((lazzy))

taken by diesel? styling by lazzy

and finally were about to leave
i randomly got ahold of some rum i believe from some azns
and then decided instead of leaving
to hassle some guy wearing a zeta shirt
no, he was not in zeta psi or in a sorority

we met the kids he was with and after talking
it was planned that we would go to the observatory
on top of painter hall
cray cray, no?

taken by lazzy

i detoured the group back to the disco house
to pick up the bottle of stoli i've been killing
badddd idea :: see fb photos of me from that nite
there is vodka written all over my face
all my roommates were there drankin

and plaisir, tandoori, bgamm, lazzy, &michizzle
were all on their way to see the full moon up close
or so we thought
we got there and through this strange door
into the observatory
and by that time the moon was clouded over
so so lame
but it was still pretty chill
i found this awesome piece of chart thing ::

taken by lazzy

we used the telescope but couldn't see a damn thing
so we went onto the roof instead
which is pretty scary considering the height of the building
and the drunken aspect
tandoori did his roof climbing thing while we sat up there
it was quite a view / the tower / the highway / the construction

taken by lazzy

and finally we all climbed back down and went our separate ways
if that frat kid hadn't been wearing that shirt
where would we be now?
oh the fates...

taken by lazzy

team douche moccasin abusing the system
and wishing the stars would come out

Unplanned surprises

2009-05-02T17:39:00.000-07:00

i'm not talking about the kind that you can abort
or am i?

poor thing

stolen from uniquedaily.com

so last nite was to be the surprise bday party for dariendo
located at xanadu, where else?
we got the kids together
marar, lazzy, e.b., al, michizzle // you know the drill

we took off in the little honda
and totally got lost
which is retarded cuz we "nvr" get lost
but we had a good time driving around
like a chicken with its head cut off

anyway we finally got there
...and felt a little awkward when like noone was in the house
dru was there with new clear glasses
he had made the bday boy an amazing cinnamon flavored cake
i couldn't stop eating that bitch
bobby, too, was ultra amazed and asked to see the recipe

i wished dariendo a happy bday
and later was told that there had also been a death in his family
bad news, bears
but everyone still came out to celebrate and that was nice

yay frens

taken by hunterrr

there was a keg in the backyard
where everyone eventually filtered out to
we sat on the back porch and some kid fostered
a disney singalong...i had nothing to contribute

right so after a bit we left
and the drive home was a lot smoother than the one there
everyone except me&marar left
so we decided to head to that failsafe the 21st st. coop

however on the way there michizzle got a txt from elle
something about djing a party at the texan pearl?
we were like alright that's where we're going

ADVERT

stolen from tx pearl site

so we arrive and follow the loud sounds to the partay
in the apt there is music and people
but no dancing
elle & her current? bf d-bag were "djing"
that is picking traxx off somebody's mac
haha

clearly since we arrived we were recruited
to make the people dance
so whenever the beat was hot
we danced

of course by this time i was drinking to be drunk
so it was frat-style
you know the kind of dancing you do
when it's really dark inside
and you don't give a fuck
and all you want to do is grind

"get ready to rush the greatest frat of all time"

stolen from youtube!

needless to say elle was a bit surprised
but the dancefloor did fill up
unfortunately with some unwanted advances...

also some bitches started some trouble at the "dj mac"
prompting this txt from elle :: Stupid bitch won't leave.
indeed
about this time we had had enough
so i crawled under a table or two and grabbed my bag

we were once again on our way to that coop
and we got there
it was crazy loud -- always a good sign
kids were packed in there reallll tight

this pic is sooo weird // i nvr see the coop during the day...

stolen from coop living site

in the 2nd floor "great room" there was dancing
finally our kind of shit
so me&marar get to it
but really we just wanted to hang out
and not "make some new friends"

i decided i looked butch enough
to convince people that we were actually lesbians
and that it was our anniversary
so plz plz leave us alone
sadly some people just didn't get the fucking hint
i mean it was brutal
i blame marar for being so good-looking

http://www.slapupsidethehead.com/2008/05/lesbos-sues-gay-group/

at about 3:30amish it was go time
we walked over to dobie garage
as marar had graciously offered me a ride home
and spent the next 10 min searching for her vehicle
but we found it and she brought me safely to the disco house
and all was well

team douche moccasin getting parties started
and spreading rumors...
...about ourselves

nineteenathon

2009-04-26T20:05:00.000-07:00

magically lazzy turned 19 last night
she's such a babychild
anyway lucky for her the disco house
was willing to host the party!

bday grrl :: so american

taken by mike bald-something

so the plan was to have dj rusky do the music
and we would dance the night away
sadly he failed to inform us that he was in h-town
furreal? he was sooo excited to do it...
but did not deliver

i made lazzy a fuck cake
that would be a fuck lizzy rainbow cake
pretty much i fucked up a regular rainbow cake
and then it turned into this ::

taken by michizzle

anyways so my favorite part about having freshmen friends
is that they always travel in packs
me & lazzy were hanging out on the back porch
when she a got a phonecall from cam
wondering if he should come over
he did
along with 5 or 6 other kids
priceless

"bumpin"

taken by lazzy

they were totally the first ones here
iluvit
anyway so we didn't really budget for dranks
meaning my stash of nasty beers was finally consumed
i also really love getting young kids drunk
is that awkward?

luvU hepburn!

taken by lazzy

right so everyone finally started arriving
and i accidentally made my room the vip hang out
so bitches were all over my bed or actually dicks
considering that at that point it was like 3:1
male:female ratio

floozies all up ons my bf

taken by lazzy

so eventually we broke out ipods and stereos
to fill the void that would have been house music
i unfortunately started drinking waaay tooo earlyyy
so as much as i'd like to tell you interesting things
i...can't...

taken by lazzy

lazzy got some presents i remember that
kids were on the porch, too
aaahmm marar and ambrosia were there

tay&des

taken by lazzy

yeahh
me & marar and suzyq & that kid left and went
to zeta psi for the birthday celebration pt. 2
jmeyer & birtcher were djing this time though

"pinoPalooza"

stolen from fb event

marar&michizzle got their dance on
i had a limited amount of time
for i had to get to that radio show

tonite was the most drunken
i've ever fucking been to my radio show
i mean goddamn it was bad
this time i even messed up song order
which i never never do anymore

http://www.kvrx.org/node/37084

anyway so the only semi-faithful caller i have
mr. brown, he calls himself, called and was exciting
it's nice to have at least one person be encouraging

ugh i was such a mess

team douche moccasin getting older everyday
can't stop won't stop

jmeyer's

2009-04-25T20:02:00.000-07:00

so jmeyer had a birthday
and so did birtcher & zp prez
meaning they had a little get together
at the zeta psi house

"the most interesting men in the world" have a bday

stolen from their fb event pg

michizzle, marar, and lazzy went
along w/some other lj bitches
it was a little bit calmer than expected
but still really fun

for jmeyer i had brought some champagne
i'm not fancy or anything
i actually just regifted it
he had brought it for my birthday
about a month ago
shhh, don't tell!

i had also "made" some candy cane vodka
which apparently tasted like mouthwash
to everyone else who tried it, but w/e

anyway anyway
i have to make fun of pimpothy rite now

he likes to masturbate in public

taken by lazzy [[from dobie party 2 set]]

him: u doing nething fun tonite?
me: i'm prolly going 2 a sort of frat party
him: i would nvr go 2 a frat party

flash forward 4 or 5 hrs later
pimpothy shows up at zeta psi
whatta kike

rite so k-way was there and disco house girls showed
and we knew a bunch of kids there
a little bit of dancing was had
a little bit of making fun of bitches was had
"hatas 2 the left"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090124212535AAfM3Cs

eventually it started winding down
and jmeyer rounded up the gang
to make a trip to the block
where we reconvened at t-rav's apt

there was a little bit of drinking
but the majority of the kids there
were wayyy more interested in the herbs
so everyone went to t-rav's room

i don't give a shit about smoking
but i do like being around those kids
so me & marar sat on the floor
and she partook and we talked about shittle
it was funn

finally marar was about to go to sleep on her ass
so it was time to go
nate & i were going in the same direction
north campus so we walked back together
he HAD to stop at big bite for a damn sandwich
that kid can eat

big bite. 3.28.09

stolen from big bite's online photo gallery

i got home. the end.

team douche moccasin celebrating
and embracing the greek life
...to a point

for the love of radio

2009-04-24T20:01:00.000-07:00

i heart kvrx

why? sometimes i don't know...
but really it's because for one hour each week
i get to sit on my ass and just listen to music
yeah i mean i have to do some other shit in the booth, too
but for awhile it is just me and my fucking music
bliss

me in booth after halloween party 2008

taken by jacquita

yeah sooo thursday nite was the concert meant to benefit the station
it was at victory grill this interesting "soul food" place in east atx
me & lazzy went kinda late
honestly i can't remember why
but i do remember being hungry out of my mind
getting to the place giving bs a 'generous' $3 donation
and then standing in line for the bbq that i never received
it was all fucking gone

kvrx pledge drive benefit flyer by josh gamma

elle & B taunted me with their free beers and bbq'ns
i almost cried myself a river
anyway so there was a fairly good sized crowd of kids
inside and outside good will was had by all

lazzy and i went in2 the actual eatery portion
to get greasy greasy chikin wiiings and fries
excellent

vid retardedly taken by michizzle

after that we watched some pretty good musiks
and hung out w/hepburn
we got bored and went outside
they danced and i filmed them

sry u cant see them but u can hear wild moccasins in bckgrnd

vid retardedly taken by michizzle

oh by the way wild moccasins were there
i got to see them in the flesh walking around
the club area; they are pretty cute
while we were outside they were playing
and so we heard their vibrations
it didn't suck
so i guess my final opinion of them
is not suck and kinda good

wine & revolution was there as well ::

vid retardedly taken by michizzle

me&elle&B

taken by A-List photog guy

right so by the time we got back inside
and shit um as far as i recall
car stereo {wars} was attempting to play
sadly...there was no one there

mistress innis had to recruit lazzy and michizzle
to um fill the empty dancefloor
hepburn tried to help, too
sadly the one black guy didn't really help much either
so eventually he was 'put down'
pathetic
dj nightmare

w/e not our problem
so we helped clean a little
and i took the magic kvrx postal service container
& we escaped 2 my tiny tiny honda
i had parked fortuitously
next to this postered wall construction walkway
this image particularly caught my eye and i ripped it down
it is now installed in my room
loverly

mine is more ripped than this...

stolen from adsoftheworld.com

team douche moccasin showing love
for the only radio station that even remotely matters
kvrx4lyfe

love them houseboats

2009-04-19T13:37:00.000-07:00

so tonight was a rather uninspired nite
not that that matters

but anyway so we ended up going
to a house show at hms hazard
it's where some house of commons refugees
ended up moving and used to be a frat house

z wants to make it like a legit venue
however with its set up i'm not sure that'll happen
i mean it can totally handle its own shit
but there's not enough flow inside
audience gets trapped in the living room area
and it's fucking hot as shit

but it was fun watching ze bands from the outside
there's a set of like 3 huge bay windows or w/e
through which you can see like everything

anyway so lazzy and michizzle went
& hung out w/random kvrx kids
we got there like 5 minutes b4

wild moccasins started
honestly i thought i was going to hate them
i accidentally played a song from them out of the newbin
and it was horrifying poppy and made me want to vomit
...out of my nose

taken by paul cisneros

but seeing them live was different and their sound was less polished
meaning for some reason grittier, i guess?
w/e it didn't make me want to kill myself
and i sorta liked it

but seriously i was sooo excited that bill baird was there
i mean after living in atx for a while i still hadn't seen sunset

iluvTVeyes

stolen from http://www.austinsound.net/

sense offender kid is maybe as obsessed w/bill as i am
and we chatted about him for awhile

also also also
i finally met this kid who i've seen everywhere for the past 3yrs
like he lived in jester when i did
and he vol'd for sxsw when i did
and he was in my creativity and american culture class
and i've seen him at a bunch of shows and shit

so now it won't be awkward
to see him everywhere all the fucking time

right so sunset's performance wasn't what i had expected
but was still pretty awwsum

anywayz so as usual after shooting the breeze w/tha kids
i cut out to do radio show

team douche moccasin enjoying indie venues
while we still can

secrets aren't meant to be shared

2009-04-18T19:54:00.000-07:00

so how high do you feel like getting this wkend?
i'm going to forgo it...mostly

haha old whitis crew so fucking hiiiighhh

stolen from one of their fb profiles or some shit

right so michizzle went to this early 4/20 party
in the WC / the afrikaner invited me to it
we exchanged truffles
for we are both foodie nerds
and just happened to make the same kind of treat
within a week of e/o
his were pot // mine were tequila
both were tasty as hell

i would have stayed longer
but the nite was frightfully young
and me & hepburn had a concert to attend
we were going on kvrx
free as shit

made by the peen scene blogger kid dude guy

anyway so we took hepburn's vehicle
to an undisclosed location
and walked on over to emo's
just in time for teeth mountain to begin

ok so i for real thought that the girl drummer was a guy
like an attractive guy
sadly i was very much mistaken
however their tribal experimental nonsense was excellent
video projections were tops

taken by j'kerian

as we traversed the crowd
to get to prime dan deacon watching locale
i saw some of the kids from the usual gang
tay, johnboy, mr. vine ... you know the drill

right so the next band was future islands
the lead singer dude sweated profusely
it was pretty awesome
loved the high energy traxx
oh and the brklyn style couple
shaking it like the world was ending up at the front

future islands in NYC march 2009

stolen from band's myspace

after that righteousness we were all of a sudden
forced backward into the completely packed crowd
terrible terrrible planning on their part

as this was my fourth time seeing deacon
[[third time seeing him for free!]]
i knew he was going to have to move his shit
onto the floor eventually
but the way they went at is was pretty fucking lame
as some kids weren't as well informed
and very confusedly complied
anyway anyway so the man of the hour set up shop
at the very center of the room
and put up his signature trippy green skull
EPIC

TGS @ FFF '08

taken by michizzle

and before we knew it
everyone was sweating on everyone
and we got shittons of bruises

but it was good times
he did the danceoff and gauntlet limitedly
as emo's is not super deacon friendly
but um you know he was keeping the kids off the streets

taken by j'kerian

shit from bromst was really good and kinda introspective
which is always interesting in that kind of atmosphere
very exhibitionist one that is

right so eventually we exhaustedly left
and took like half an hour to find the car
but our presence was required at the dobie
for the second secret dance party of the semestre

"the deejs"

taken by lazzy

we parked in the garraggge and walked over
there were a flamillion more kids than last time
they spilled out onto the outside entrance
...not a good sign
but we saw msed and some other kids we knew
and went right in

kool ass kids

taken by lazzy

to the egyptian room!
kids were all up in that bitch
dancin drinkin sittin w/e
russian a and those kids were there
including lazzy and marar; of course, gf!
i believe dos equis came to that party

"sum guys havin sum burs on this couch in theater two"

taken by lazzy

anyway so we danced and shit
it was pretty typical
until we got status report that
the cops had gotten wise of the party sitch
meaning everyone had to clear out

taken by lazzy

so we loitered for a bit watching the fun die
and went to leave // picked up a couple millers
paid the garraggge and fucking split
hepburn dropped me off

and then i got a cryptic txt from russian a
something about 21st coop
so i was like what the hell else do i have to do?
and took off in that direction
halfway there i ran into the boys
and they had decided it was kerbey lane time

stolen from my secchi disk blog

we had to wait for a table... obviously
and while we were sitting yoyo passed the fuck out
ty had to take him home
so it was dj rusky and russian a and michizzle left

the boys got dinner food and i got one giantass blueberry pancake
it was tastylicious // there was talk of the motherland
and some other shit...
ty eventually came back and took us all home

not my pancake...but twin pancake!!!

stolen from sveske's flickr

i fucking went to sleep

team douche moccasin going the distance
dt to campus every goddamned wkend

fro-yo measured in oz.

2009-04-17T20:40:00.000-07:00

so today was a lammme day
lazzy and marar went to the fucking tx revue
that's how laaaaaame it was

this kid got lazzy's # and then nvr called :: dumbass

taken by lazzy

they called me up to attend as well
but by the time i had made my exciting drank
and got my ass over there
it had ended.........

and so marar went to go study ((sooo responsible))
lazzy and michizzle went to vulcan and rented some lame drama thing

stolen from austin.decider.com

and on the way back to the hizzouse
we stopped at the fucking yogurt spot
where all the azn students hang out inbetween study breaks
and i think i got some type of praline concoction
which i added the rest of my drank to
that was pretty much the best decision ever

stolen from austinreview.blogspot.com

at ze disco house
we watched that fake soap called "Mary Hartman! Mary Hartman!"
i just really couldn't get into that shit

stolen from yellowvolkswagontheory.blogspot.com

so i introduced lazzy to my all time fave brit teen drama
Skins!
it's ridiculously raunchy and i lurve it

blood. sweat. tears. and sex. lots of it
fuck gossip girl and 90210
this shit's the real deal
although it can be incredibly unrealistic
but what fun is reality anyway?

stolen from www.guardian.co.uk

team douche moccasin being fucking homebodies
on the new friday aka thursday motherfuckerxx

yr new black hair

2009-04-11T19:59:00.000-07:00

taken by nat

so i am kind of in love with ariel pink
it's not an obsession
i'm just very attached

once on vacay in cali
i stopped at Amoeba to buy some cds
and the first of his i ever bought was from there

Haunted Grafitti number 2 :: the doldrums

taken by michizzle

i must have listened to it a thousand times
the only person who supported my addiction
was my mother because it didn't "rawk too hard"

anyway flash forward three years
and it was apr 10th
i knew i had to go even if i was alone

luckily hepburn txted me
and we decided to go

it was at the mohawk
and when we arrived the vivian girls were on stage
i hadn't really heard much from them b4
but i remembered that they bailed
on one of the kvrx day shows
prolly cuz they were playing like a hundred already

stolen from Austin Riff Raff blog

anyway they were pretty good
at one point i proclaimed them to have a surf punk sound
and then on the next track they said it was their surf punk song
i was so proud

hepburn and i saw a shitton of kvrx kids there
they were literally hanging from the rafters
xtina & msed were there... odie, missK, krushin...evry1
i saw that chick from hype heads in the wc
i saw vega, too

stolen from Austin Riff Raff blog

ariel and the rest of the band looked good
i can never picture ariel w/o his trademark long red hair
but this time it was shoulder-length and black
bummer

at first him and the azn kid were wearing
some sort of fancy members only type jackets
they were sweet

stolen from Austin Riff Raff blog

the music...ahh the music!
it was near religious
i loved hearing "For Kate I Wait" live
and some new shit i haven't bothered to hear was great, too

everything they did was ... swell it just felt right
goddamn this is stupid sounding
fuck just call me a fangirl idontgiveashit
[[and hepburn liked this guy]]

stolen from mary rehak's flickr

nat was there being all journalistic
here's a link to the resulting article ::
http://www.thefader.com/articles/2009/4/13/live-vivian-girls-and-ariel-pink-in-austin-tx

anyways so after the sweater-wearing
amazingness that was pink
we went inside to watch the carrots

yay girl band lovve
they were a good ending
love that voice on jennifer

stole this old band pic from the carrots' myspace

so bs called me about some party at his house
so me & hepburn got lost a little until finally getting there
some kvrx kids again were there like xtina & msed
metalhead was there -- who went to prom w/one of my roommates!

anyway we ended up talking to some kid from georgia or something
for 4ever / stealing some strawberries / and playing some darts
trying to dance and realizing that we should just leave

we were damn hungry and after futilely trying to go somewhere new(ish)
that old staple kerbey lane ended up taking our funds once again
so cowboy queso for us
a single blueberry pancake for me
and hummus and pitas for hepburn

satisfied we walked back past the fiji house
and to our respective yellow houses
hepburn is my neighbor after all

fiji house @ xmas

taken by michizzle

team douche moccasin bringing you
all the sweetass musik in the atx

eurotrash to the maxx?

2009-04-06T19:54:00.000-07:00

my fave part of this story happens
long b4 the partee starts

one day jacquita and michizzle agreed that
this dj kid we knew could host a party
at the disco house
cuz you know that house gets around

anyway so a few nites later michizzle's being occupied
by that damn temptress fb when she came upon an event
for said party at the disco house

ESA fb photo

5,000 people had been invited
i told jacquita and she flipped her shit
it was awesome // the dj kid thought we were kidding
but after a few threatening msgs everything was straightened out

we got to meet the organizer of said party
who i will affectionately refer to as "eurotrash girl"

awkwardly stolen from eurotrash girl's fb profile

rite so the party ended up being quite clean and orderly
which was kinda weird considering the circumstances
it was supposed to be a european student association party
yet we met mostly south americans...and sad white people

i say sad cuz they were expecting some eurotrash hotties
and were severely disappointed
the upside was that our russian friend dj didn't suck
and was actually playing some fairly decent house

dj rusky

taken by taty

krushin showed up actually expecting a theme party
some ESA officers were at the door
and he literally asked them where the eurotrash party was at
i was so proud

most of us non-europeans were holed up in my room
[[some real russians were there tho]]
((but there were asians and white people -- pimpothy & lazzy))
it was that nite i christened it the vip room
ever so clever, non?

michizzle & taty

taken w/taty's camera by russian a?

anyway the silly dears didn't buy enuff ethanol
so their little wine table on the porch didn't hold up
and their bartending situation didn't help either

oh well at least they were kinda nice
and didn't fuck up the house
& totally cleaned up the mini mess the next day

team douche moccasin facilitating
fake european partees in the atx

a nite of Rocky references

2009-04-04T19:52:00.000-07:00

so lazzy and michizzle started off the nite
w/root beer floats and pizza
at the dobie theater concession
it was like being in 4th grade again

stolen from Mt. Loafer Elementary School website

after collecting marar
and lazzy being hit on
by an old guy with a ponytail

we took a pit stop at the disco house
where the rest of the children of the nite
met us, so we could caravan into the WC

we traversed to the block on 25th or pearl or w/e
and found ourselves bringing
the much-needed cock
to an LJ infused 20th b-day party for little j

lil j at some blacklite party

stolen from abby's fb prolly

personally i always feel old
whenever i'm at a bday for someone
younger than me even if it's only a year's diff
but i sucked it up along with a few jello shots

the partee was pretty tame
until us kids decided to shake it
you know how we do [[insert money tiger here]]

someone randomly had some sort of
epileptic light machine or strobe light or w/e
anyway we thought we had bigger fish to fry
so we left

and were headed to some "rager"
when peeps warned us not to go
and prolly cuz we were all kind of toasty
no one felt like arguing

and the posse split
w/some heading to the castle
some heading to be niteluvers
and some to another party
like lazzy and michizzle

we got russian a to drive us
to xanadu 4 krushin and the hoove's joint bday partay
it was funn

bday boiz & frens

prolly photoshopped by mistress innis

krushin got a chinese? flag that he wore as a cape
apparently the ladies of xanadu
made an awesome cake that was devoured b4 we arrived

prolly taken by doktor ana

also there was non-stop Rocky playing in the living rm
along with hiphop & shit for ze dancing plaisir

lazzy got a little more happy than she bargained for
so...while she "rested" at my side i reconnoitered a ride

with bs who thru me for a loop
when i could not find him

luckily pimpothy was there to point me in the wrong direction
whatta kike

anyway so after rugtime
lazzy and i finally left

earlier moment of epicness

prolly taken by doktor ana

team douche moccasin bringing you
the latest on young kids
becoming older all the time

Round Up wkendddd

2009-03-29T21:16:00.000-07:00

ok so for any of you out there who doesn't know
what round up wkend is
you are missing out on the neon parteee

stolen from some bitch's blog

it is the annual "rounding up" of new recruits
for the many many sorewhoreities and broternities
on campus in which they partake in wearing copious
amounts of neon, sunglasses, and fannypacks

to the rest of the world, however these fashion choices
may seem "gaudy" "tacky" & "retarded"
but this year i decided to give it a go

as an honorary theta
michizzle wore the fannypack with pride

drunk theta action

taken by lazzy

team douche moccasin
w/members of the disco house + friends
took a tour of some frat parties
to answer the eternal question ::
"where da foam party at?"

we were told that sammy and sae were throwing down
so we were off into WC to see it in action
at house #1 we met marar and jk in front
and snuck through the fence in a group of kids
to reach the inner sanctum
which was a large room that was populated with
plenty of pwkwp ((pretty white kids w/problems))

furreal they were vain as all hell
the room had a big projector screen at the very front
that was hookd up to a camera
that was recording all the "hot action"
and simultaneously playing it live...on the screen

SAE -- Friday

stolen from TOP photography

i mean who wouldn't want to watch themselves
all night long...it was like white kids gone semi-wild
there was keystone at the bar
real thetas in the crowd -- [think theta]
"date a theta...if you can"

conservative white kid dancing is even more sad
than trashy white kid dancing

"party with pi phi"

clearly stolen from usagonedirty.com

when my crew started dancing
all the colored kids were drawn in
all two of their brown asses

we soon left
and went to the next place
which i will call the vomit palace or vp

vp is where we met up w/more friends
some of which happened to be non-frat males
which is never a good thing
if you want to get into a frat party smoothly

zany zetas!

clearly stolen from usagonedirty.com

anyway those kids had to actually pay monies
we walkd in and were immediately assaulted
by a pile of vomit
vp just got skankier and more skankier
as we wandered through the connected rooms
props to their large commercial bathrooms tho

we couldn't even get a drink
w/o finding the wristband place upstairs
which was more work than anyone cared to do
so we left that shithole

back to the familiar waters of zeta psi
jmeyer & birtcher were at the turntables as usual
wrkin their magic for the night

taken by michizzle

the girls got their grind on
and fun was had by all

team douche moccasin reppin'
for the non-sperry's wearing crowd
bringing you the short report on round up wkend '09!

Whitis House Show!!!

2009-03-22T21:36:00.000-07:00

so michizzle's dream has always been

to have a house show at her house
and then magically this past sxsweek it happened!!!

it was better than i ever imagined

jmeyer picked up equip and was the sound guy for the night

jacquita made some pretty rad flyers for us, too!
which turned out to be less than accurate...

made by jacquita!

anyway so the night before lazzy and michizzle
had been at Ballet Austin
for kvrxplosion vol. 2 and i made lazzy pass out some fliers
after the show around 3:30am
and she ended up giving them to two bands
who were interested in playing!

so the actual day arrived and the lineup was tentatively
A Faulty Chromosome first, Protect Me second,
then prolly The Splinters and/or Tempo No Tempo,
and then MVSCLZ and Shams

shitton of bands, right?
well it ended up being way way more than that...

first off AFC was not on time which was understandable
considering that they had a show directly before that,
but i really wanted Protect Me to play cuz they are super super great
and they were running a tight sched AND they showed up early

so Protect Me went first and played to a smaller crowd
but they were really funny and really cool
and thought that AFC was A "Faculty" Chromosome...
and we used this nasty mexican blanket for a drum pad
anyway they rawked the shit out of the place

taken by lazzy

then AFC played and a lot more people had shown up
which turned out to be more bands along with their friends
and our friends and random people from the street

taken by lazzy

people tend to like AFC's catchy sweetass tunes
so they def made some new fans
they also set up a little box with free CDs in it

The Splinters and Tempo No Tempo were next
and they were exciting and played back2back sets
apparently they are good band-friends
and both live in cali

pimpothy was there > he hearts The Splinters

taken by lazzy

the azn drummer chick from The Splinters is nice as hell
and randomly kissed me on the cheek that nite...
i wish lazzy had taken pixx of them
but i'm sure she was enjoying the party
on our outside balcony at the time

Hermit Thrushes were there
and played like 2 songs cuz they were kinda lame and gimmicky
one guy was in a large/ugly/floral/black/red dress

next was a sort of roundrobin affair tween MVSCLZ, Shams,
Terrior Bute, and Narwhalz...

taken by lazzy

i felt kinda bad cuz the hot drummer kid from Terrior Bute
kept asking me if they could play but i had been like
no dude we already have a shitton of bands
buttt MVSCLZ convinced me thank the jesus!

taken by lazzy

it was the best thing everrrr
ben aqua had a smoke machine
and some kid was doing projections
everyone was retardedly dancing it was so super great!

taken by lazzy

at around 2:30ish the fucking cops came
i went outside to deal with it
and they were pretty mad
like saying that they shouldn't have to come over
and quiet us down or something
and that if we were going to have a party
all the doors and windows should be closed

taken by lazzy

which makes sense but it was awful hot in there
and all the peeps were spread throughout the house
down in front/up in living room/out in back
but we had been on for 4 hrs w/o problem

so it was just time for all the kids to split
everyone was so nice and compliant
TB wrote me a thankyou note

taken by michizzle

my one regret is not having jmeyer play his dj set
like furreal
he now has a proper collective
called the hyperspace hustlers
it's a skeleton of a page,
but i'm assuming content will be added soon!

i wrote this up on my skool ass blog for class also
but with less colorful language ::
http://austindischord.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/whitis-house-show-recap/

team douche moccasin disturbing the peace
in neighborhoods "full of professors and doctors"
for your listening enjoyment!

:: stay tuned for roundup wkend! ::

taken by michizzle

p.s. narwhalz drew all over jmeyer's car

KVRXplosion vol.2

2009-03-20T20:36:00.000-07:00

mmm kvrx shit!!!
i really do love kvrx...
not just cuz i dj there
not just cuz the kids are ridiculous
but because there's an asston of great events during south by

such as the now annual kvrxplosion
which last year brianshambles and that one chick started

gamma :: kvrx's graphix designer

updated the colors and band names for this year's flyer

but essentially it's the same kickass design

gamma's flyer

anyway so it fell on the thursday of sxsweek
and was magically at ballet austin
...a dance studio
that has nice floors and shit
the kids in charge of the event were like
make sure monotonix doesn't break anything

stolen from rutlo's flickr

right so that nite lazzy and michizzle helped set up
it was kind of fun // she helped inside
and i helped outside with keeping peeps from parking in our lot
hilariously i got to turn away several peeps
all while yelling things at xtina who guarded the other side

my next assignment was to guard the green room door
which is less exciting than it sounds
daniel francis doyle and xyx were in there
but other than that the highlight was coloring in signs

finally freedom and the shows started
i started with xyx in the room across the hall
their matching pyramid shirts were exciting
also enjoyable was the drummer's sunglasses
ohyeah the music wasn't half bad either

stolen from senorita nhelo's flickr

next was ninjasonik i believe... yeah
that was held in the big room
the big steamy hot room
they were kinda dicks to the sound kids
which lazzy was doing at this point
werkin the sound board at the back with crumbliss
she did get a free coconut popsicle from hepburn, i think
but that's beside the point

my sex ed friends were there...
they now have a show on kvrx as well
and partook in the annie ray photobooth
they were also gleefully happy during the song
"somebody's gonna get pregnant"

savvy sexperts brought to you by annie ray's photobooth!

the first time i heard that song ninjasonik
made best fwends pass out lifestyles condoms
to everyone // i still have mine
it's too precious and shitty to use
also i might ebay that shit one day

right so that set was pretty good
there was some rapper chick with them, too

so sometime in here some of our frens showed up
and we laughed at them through the window for awhile
as they stood in the massively massive line outside
but catvu had rsvp'd so her & ty were good 2 go
i helped the russian get in w/o getting xed
next stop was the beer room upstairs

kvrx groupie!

taken by lazzy

that was pretty funny
everyone was clambering for una cerveza o mas
i used my skillz to get to the front
and got one of the very last cups
i was so proud
yay shitty shit beer

anyway so then it was jeremy jay time
which i came in at the mid-end of their set
and didn't know any of the songs
kinda disappointing but still awesome

stolen from liz wong's flickr

whenever i'd get bored
the projections by vc chldkrft on the wall
entertained me w/odd movie clips and shit

there were projections > i swear!

stolen from stephyb's flickr

rainbow arabia was up next in the same room
which was cool cuz i'd always been
slightly interested in them
and you know kids from LA
the highlight was "let them dance"
it was essiting

stolen from liz wong's flickr

some drunk girl who was staying with some kids i know
from a co-op was fairly nice, but really annoying
she was trying to make me dance
which i really wasn't feeling like doing but she wouldn't
fucking leave me alone about it, so i half-heartedly
shook my ass a bit, you know how we do

still frame from brianshambles' money$tiger animation

um then it was the death set
which was funny cuz i saw some girl who lives below me
whom i will only refer to as pseudo asian hipster chick
anyway her and this street artist sphinx were there
and that was high-larious only to me

all the kids went nuts for the ex-aussie led band
which was choice
i loved hearing shit off the album live
poor xtina had to volunteer during their set
and didn't really get to enjoy it

um obviously stolen from prefix mag

japanther... oh the japanther story
so unfortunately seeing the death set cut into japanther time
and the kids at the door were forced to tell people
that they were at "full capacity"
which ended up being incredibly untrue

the frens were already in there so i was like dammn
and stayed out in the hallway
watching people try to push their way in
eventually bs came along and parted the crowd
like the fucking red sea and i was swept up in the tide
and miraculously was able to get inside

stolen from uhhlease108's flickr

into the not full at all room
w/sweaty people and sweaty japanther
i was in love

catvu and i started dancin a bit
and then some grungy dude started dancing w/her
however she was unable to convey her displeasure
oh well at least it gave me the opportunity to mosh a bit
fun shit furrrreal

finally monotonix time
i've seen them b4 so it wasn't a new experience
but it was more fun considering that there were
a flamillion more kids than last time

taken by lazzy

anyway they did the requisite drum parading
and hairy chest flaunting and posturing and such
oh yeah there was musics too
i think they are the best thing about israel rite now
just fucking throw the rest of it away; it's unnecessary

and then of course the favorite finale part
the whole uplifting soliloquy
interrupted by several angry "shuttafuckup" scoldings
and got in some last minute moshing and it was splendid
but they had to go b4 the po-po got too irritated

taken by lazzy

and it was over
everyone spilled out while we stayed back
and sorta helped clean up

well lazzy and i were stranded at 4am
so we and hepburn solicited a ride
...that never came

there4 we walked 20 or so blocks home
it could've been worse

team douche moccasin rawkin it wit kvrx alllll niiite

xtina's unlucky 21st bday!

2009-03-14T20:58:00.000-07:00

i love how i know so many many march babies!

xtina's real bday was 2 days after mine,

but she was out of town in annapolis or some shit

so Friday the thirteenth was deemed the next best option,

therefore an unlucky birthday it was to be

partygoer wearing REAL glasses!!!

taken by lazzy

her house is pretty sweet and large with a nice backyard

which was unfortunately made into a mudpit
due to the shitty weather

what a good choice white boots were!

anyway i love how xtina totally followed through
with her chosen theme
and was like the undead version of herself

taken by lazzy

dan gentile was there djing for all the hip kids in the living room

i've been there a few times when he was working it

it's kinda tight

taken by lazzy

lazzy and michizzle here doing it up right
repping team douche moccasin in the good ol' ATX

eyeryone turns 21

2009-03-09T13:48:00.000-07:00

omg

so party pixx are cool when you aren't super trashed
anyway my (michizzle's) bday was last sat. nite
it turned into an LJ fest

that was ... different
but really it was hard to care
when my fave electro was blasting out of that overdue PA
[thnx jmeyer!] and fun shit on the dancefloor

beguiling, isn't he? :: taken by lazzy

but i was a lost drunk
never could find the kids i was looking for
all them children being cool?
hanging out on the back porch
drizzinking and talking
and pretty much too chill for me

cool kids? :: taken by lazzy

i think the only way my party could have been better
was if more hxc party kids were there
furreal i was a one woman spring break
you should've been there

hxc aussie party kid

"i'll say sorry but i won't take off my glasses" :: stolen from deeppencil.com

team douche moccasin reporting
from last wkend at the disco house looking forward
to sxsweek and all that spr brk goodness

everyone loves a good banger

2009-03-01T14:19:00.000-08:00

so team douche moccasin was a bit scant this past wkend with lazzy and marar going back to the hometown, but michizzle and ambrosia did cross paths at the rager held at the disco house last friday

the disco house hosted our dj friends the whole night who had recently come into much fancier equipment meaning way more bass and ass shaking

taken by michizzle

[[the djs' wet dream]]

punch and hookah was outside on the back porch /

/dancing in the living room

i had a lot of fun so there's not really too much i can remember...
except that at one point there was some creepy bald guy on a cellphone passing out random entertainment business cards
he was ejected from the party and minutes later the cops showed up
apparently there was a noise complaint which is plenty typical but the officer really seemed more concerned in the whereabouts of the creepster instead of you know ... other shit

i live at the disco house so i decided pants and shoes weren't necessary
--it was a good time

people started leaving around 3am

/ people started arguing around 4am
and finally everyone left around 6am

saturday nite a couple of the disco house chicas visited our favorite frat zeta psi for a sweaty mardi gras party // our friend djs kind of have a residence there, so they djed all the popular shit with that certain twist that makes it bearable // drankin also made it better

we are all intensely excited for next wkend!!!
it's michizzle's 21st on saturday so get ready to move that ass all nite long at the disco house!

team douche moccasin dancing up a storm for your pleasure

super secret dance parties are the way to my heart

2009-02-21T01:59:00.000-08:00

taken by lazzy

i love a secret. i also love a party.
have i mentioned that i love dancing?

so last friday was a super secret dance party
at a by now not so secret location
all you need to know is that it was at a movie theater
and you wish you were there

team douche moccasin was out in force
with lazzy, michizzle and marar getting the party started
like furreal i don't know how many parties i have been forced to start but it's fucking getting ridiculous // it's a dance party so fucking dance people // get off your cool asses with your sweaters and your beers and your glasses and ride the train to funky town :: make a stop in groove city

dude jamal was there; i think my jamal obsession has come to its peak, at least i hope so, cuz it's getting a bit awkward

taken by lazzy

dj andres was spinning tunes that were making all the kids lose their shit; it was pretty nice

taken by lazzy

for a while as far as i can recall there were quite a few many kids spilling in and out and around the dance floor, the stadium seating, the hallways

my favorite random attendees were these two mex punkers who kept asking if people were "rolling" // one of them asked me if i smoked dro [negatory :: michizzle is a smoke free zone] and then shook his head and asked the heavens why none of the cute ones ever smoked

taken by lazzy

mmk so the party was a lot of fun... saw lots of cool kids // some from the station // some random artsy kids // partee d-bags // and then the music died

it was something to do with overheated speakers or stereo thingie; who fucking knows

obligatory sweater drinking beer

taken by lazzy

love them warm gold-toned sweaterrrrrsss

team douche moccasins shakin' it all over your local cinema

keeping you up to date with dancing fiends and niteluvers

foreigners know how to cram people into a house

2009-02-15T19:40:00.000-08:00

taken by lazzy

so for valentine's the LJ chicas and again

3/4 of team douche moccasin went out
but this time lazzy and michizzle were joined by marar

it was a themed party
that kinda reminded me of myspace or something everyone got a number and then people were supposed to put notes or something ridiculous in there prolly like ::
hey bayby wut up / saw u on the dance floor / lookin hawttt / wanna git wit me? / #182

anyway it was over on hemphill park
where all the international students hang out
we got numbers from 'the small asian girl'
and proceeded to mill around
there were shit-tons of kids speaking in tongues

the music was a bit better than i thought it would be
rife with euro trash favorites such as the ever present daft punk
and the gurls hit the dance floor

taken by lazzy

breaking hearts and attracting stalkers
we also saw some russians we knew
the disco house was representin as well

i learned the difference between certain ukranian and russian boys
but other than that it was a fairly calm night
except that for a while i couldn't find this one sweater

that i almost lost in baltimore once
and made a big deal about it but essentially i manhandled everyone's belongings and crowded out the kids trying to makeout on the couch in the process until i found it

lazzy and i left
i did radio show

team douche moccasin making waves in foreign seas
right here in atx

venereal disease awareness wkend

2009-02-14T18:51:00.000-08:00

so friday the thirteenth was just as much fun
as we thought it would be
it was hella ridiculous, but not wild

3/4 of team douche moccasin was there ::
lazzy, michizzle, and ambrosia

we went to the villas first for a russian girl's 21st

when we got to the apartments some kid was peeing
off an upper floor balcony
he told us not to look

anyway we got to her room and they had permanently shut off the music due to some noise complaint from downstairs LAME but everyone was still having fun and drizzinking and shit
michizzle had her own stash that was not for the weak-willed

after some conversations involving falling off the balcony
eventually they got the bright idea to move the party to somewhere around mopac or some shit
needless to say we did not follow

so next we walked over to j26 for some chick's 19th
we get over there and the place is cemetary quiet

lazzy calls her friend and gets a cryptic response
finally the door opens and the poor little kids were shut in there hiding and freaking about how the cops had shown up earlier

being the oldest, michizzle had to make fun of them and then appropriate some drinkage
we finally coaxed them out and just about all of the poor dears left
save the roommates and the birthday girl, some kids, and us
awkwardly enough the little nerds started playing virtual fighter

tired from a day of working at the theater lazzy was content to stay
however michizzle and ambrosia fucking booked

stolen from www.collegehouses.coop

we traversed west campus to the 21st st. coop
it was HI-larious
at first we just didn't understand how to get up
to where people were dancing
luckily we decided to use the stairs

the dance floor was clearing out but it was still fun as hell
met some kid with a bandaid on his nipple
and some other kid named parker
ambrosia had to get up early so after destroying that scene we left
walked to get ambrosia's car
in which she thankfully took michizzle home

team douche moccasin looking after their bitches
on a typical friday nite

sry time flies when you don't pay attn

2009-02-13T17:48:00.000-08:00

so anyway last weekend was pretty fun.

on friday michizzle geeked out on dj equip into
the wee hours of the night.
saturday lazzy and michizzle went to a xanadu party.

technically it was a housewarming party
but all the hip kids were there.

kegs and deviled eggs.
and rap music played over the party's namesake musical.
it surprisingly fit for a few dance scenes.

we left so michizzle could do her radio show
anyone heard of kvrx?
it's an earful. kvrx.org or 91.7fm, yall...

taken by michizzle

this is part of what michizzle wore, but she surprisingly has decorum so it was mostly covered up

friday the thirteenth parties should be ultra badass
so sit tight tonight
for team douche moccasins are staying out waaaaay past their bedtimes!!!111!!!!11!!1!!!!

new roomie party

2009-02-01T11:23:00.000-08:00

last friday the disco house broke in its new roommate with an intimate gathering of true friends
and thanks to fb tagging we now know all of their names

here's a shot of some russians / an asian / and possibly a mexican

taken by lazzy

but who needs to be politically correct when there are defining salient characteristics to focus on

anyway next wkend should be fun

but next next wkend should be funner

and don't get me started about how awesome march will be

Team Douche Moccasin signing off for this week's edition of breaking lightbulbs and jesus candles at the disco house.

how bout sometime later...

2009-02-01T01:47:00.000-08:00

so we were too busy getting drizzunk at the disco house to get much to show yall, but here is a random foto of some crazy awesome mixing beverages that were partaken...

Pie-flavored Jones Soda

taken by michizzle

[[love that blueberry pie]]

never fear

team douche moccasin is still here

black & tan :: friday nite

2009-01-25T18:06:00.000-08:00

Team Douche Moccasin was out last Friday nite at Black & Tan to bring you highlights of the crowd at one of their typical dj sets.

We saw Jamal which made us totally excited.

taken by lazzy

Lazzy and Michizzle in particular always enjoy seeing him at music festivals around town.

SXSW '08

stolen from LastNightsParty.com

FFF '07

stolen from the austinist [prolly]

myspace

stolen from his myspace

because lazzy & michizzle are cyberspace stalkers

We also met this kid named Taylor not Gaylor, but it was really hard to hear him over the DUNCH DUNCH DUNCH at Black & Tan during dj Andres' set.

taylor with a T

taken by lazzy

Team Douche Moccasin signing off for this week's edition of people watching and stalking in atx.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

2009-01-24T00:45:00.001-08:00

DOUCHE MOCCASINS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
IN NEAR FUTURE WILL BE ALL GOOD